The Most Entertainment Since the Jersey Shore: July 2012

**The Journey Begins: Ello London and Hola Majorca!*~**

After five years of dreaming, a year and a half of saving up money, and a half year of planning we said our goodbyes to the US of A and shipped off to London. Leaving our friends and family was very very hard, especially for me, after only being back in the country for a month and a half. Ryman however, was more in need of a youth revival kick in the ass kind of vitamin B shot since he's been slowly fermenting at his zombie desk jobs since he was 16 years old. Anyhoo, so we were OFF!

In the process of packing 25 years of stuff into two backpacks...thanks Milene and thanks Lev family for putting up with us for 2 years :)!

London

Streets of London...looks like Times Square!

Jet lagged and looking for Esther

Our crazy couch surfer host that made us doubt we ever would surf again or even enter the country again. The guy is literally borderline psychotic, racist, and flat out mean. We didn't know if he'd steal all of our stuff at his house or just attack us like he attacked this random small Asian guy in the subway station. I could literally write a whole blog about him and I fear for anyone who stays with him.

Esther in London whaaa??

Mallorca

After an awful few days in London in which we did not see anything...literally anything, we were ecstatic to arrive in the beautiful Spanish island of Mallorca.

Mi-ae saved us in Mallorca as we arrived at night with no place to stay

(since we couldn't get to our place on the other side of the island)

The next day we headed out to find our villa on the other side of the island..we were already burnt out and had only been gone for 3 days...ohhh boy

So apparently our house has no address, so we walked and walked and walked some more into the abyss of nothingness as the taxi driver refused to take us down the gravel roads. Starved to death we were ecstatic as we found wild black berries growing everywhere.